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swan2swan · 6 months ago

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Me: "Yeah, I enjoyed those episodes, but I'm still not feeling the Star Wars anymore. It's really just not for me..."

Star Wars: "Okay, but what if we make a show where a bunch of kids accidentally get launched into space and none of them actually knows how to fly the ship, so they're lost lightyears away from home?"

Me:

#IT'S STAR TREK PRODIGY AND CAMP CRETACEOUS BUT NOW WE'RE IN STAR WARS #we can explore the technical side of spaceship flight #learn about refreshers #and compressors #and coolant and fuel and hyperdrives and coaxium and calcinators #it can do SO MANY THINGS they're going to mess it up #don't mess it up #WE CAN HAVE HYPERLANES AND TRADE ROUTES AND PIRATES AND SPACE LINERS #star wars #skeleton crew #is this a movie or a show oh crap it's another movie being turned into a show this is going to be awful #this is going to be terrible oh no #WEAPONS OUTPUT AND SPACE SLUGS WE'RE GONNA SEE A SPACE SLUG AGAIN I KNOW IT AND MYNOCKS #maybe they'll have a pet mynock #gotta sell that merch #GIVE IT

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